10 Tested Ways to Get Rid of Your Irritating Boyfriend

For an irritating boyfriend-free life follow these time-tested formula and you'll be surprised to see how easy and relatively straighforward dumping an irritating 'attachment' can actually be!

1) Wear an incredibly small thong and keep pulling it out of your crack and tell him that you are just recovering from a yeast infection.

2) Do not wax for ages and wear a sleeveless top on your date.

3) Talk about your exes, give him all the intricate details.

4) Tell him about your intimate relationship with your pet and how he reminds you of him.

5) Keep talking about his best friend's butt, which is so round and delicious.

6) Do not wash your hair for atleast three weeks and keep scratching your head.

7) Chew with your mouth wide open and make sure that most of your food falls on your date's hands.

8) Burping and farting regularly are also sure-fire ways to increase the distance.

9) Pretend to be a perfectionist, guys hate extra-perfect girls.

10) If all else fails, the best way of course, "it's not you, it's just me!"

These are some good ways to make your boyfriend leave you. I have tired some of these myself and they work. - Chong Thompson - 2007-05-18