Move It Right!

So you're all set to pop the question? Or asking her to move in with you? But are you ready for domesticity? There are some universally-accepted male things that women just can't stand. Here's a list to help you train yourself.

Give that remote a break

Just because there are 500 channels doesn't mean you have to surf through all of them in rapid succession. Women like to watch one thing at a time - and you can train them to watch two at best - so stop switching between sport highlights, a fashion channel and icky stuff on medical shows.

Save the hydrogen bombs

So you like to burp and taste it, not to mention the occasional fumigation aka passing wind. Flex your muscles, but remember it's a myth that women find bodily noises cute.

Aim, boy, aim

So you've been told to keep the toilet seat down? Not when you're taking a leak! Put the seat up, or do your job, put it back down.

Ten glasses for drinking water?

Just because you have enough crockery doesn't mean you use it all in one day. Want to count your eight glasses of water? If your girl has to do all the washing, do not use different glasses to do that. Stick to one.